HI YA YOU SMELLY OLD SMEGHEADS. FOUND UNDER A POOL TABLE. RAISE BY A GRANNY WHO LOOKED LIKE A WRESTLER. ENJOYS A GOOD LAGER WITH A GOOD CURRY, INVENTOR OF THE BEER MILKSHAKE. GAVE UP HIS JOB AS A SUPERMARKET ATTENDANT BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT A CAREER. GOT DRUNK ONE NIGHT, AND WOKE UP ON JUPITER IN A DRESS AND WITH A WOMANS PASSPORT. JOINED THE SPACE CORE TO GET HOME. BOARED THE MINING SHIP RED DWARF. MET RIMMER. HATED RIMMER. HAD HIS HEARTBROKEN BY CHRISTINE KOCHANSKI MADE TO FEEL LIKE HE WISH HE WAS A SQURRIEL. SMUGGLED A PREGNANT CAT ON BOARD. HID CAT IN AIR DUCT. NAMED CAT FRANKENSTIEN. TOOK A PHOTO OF HIMSELF WITH CAT. SENT TO DEVELOPERS ON SHIP. CAPTAIN FOUND OUT ABOUT CAT. LISTER WOULDN'T GIVE CAT UP. LISTER PUT INTO STATIS FOR THE REST OF JOURNEY. CREW GOT DISTROYED BY RADIATION LEAK. LISTER BROUGHT OUT OF STATIS WHEN THE RADIATION LEVELS WERE SAFE. 3 MILLION YEARS LATER! HOLLY THE SHIPS COMPUTER'S WORDS TO LISTER . THERE ALL DEAD DAVE THERE ALL DEAD. REUNTIED WITH RIMMER IN HOLAGRAM FORM. DISCOVERS NEW LIFEFORM. EVOLED FROM FRANKSTIENS KITTENS. HOLLY TURNS SHIP AROUND AND HEADS FOR EARTH. AND THE REST IS CALLED RED DWARF THE SERIES. WATCH AND ENJOY............................... THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO VISIT MY FIRST WEB PAGE, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO STAY A WHILE AND INVITE ALL YOUR FRIENDS. AND SUPPORT THE CAMPAIN TO GET RED DWARF PUT ON THE SCIENCE FICTION CHANNEL. SO ALL OUR AMERICAN FRIENDS CAN WATCH WHAT WE BRITISH R.D FANS LOVE SO MUCH. FEEL FREE TO CONTACT ME. SUZI X.